re: #4 Mostly sane, most of the time.

This would work great for me. I live in Oregon. I can pick my own strawberries five miles from my house.

How well does this work for Arizona, New Mexico, or Manhattan?

No strawberries, pineapple, or apples for you…ever.

We have strawberries and apples, but no blueberries!!

Lots of beef, though….and cactus.