“My apartment is infested with koala bears. It’s the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light, a bunch of koala bears scatter, and I don’t want them to! “Hey - hold on fellas! Let me hold one of you, and feed you a leaf.” Koala bears are so cute, why do they have to be so far away from me? We need to ship a few over, so I can hold one, and pat it on its head.”
-Mitch Hedberg