Notes from the Zionist Occupation of Remulak.

Android engineer second class [redacted] was disciplined last night with a forced probulation and being forced to watch Paris Hilton interviews and music videos for 8 hours without break.

Android engineer second class [redacted] failed to update the glitchy emotional response software on the Bachmann unit. He had been given accolades for cutting costs by using the CPU of an Atari 2600 as the core AI reasoning hardware in the unit which is why his discipline was so mild.

After he recovers, he will be placed back on active duty.