re: #492 dog philosopher

apparently the pacific ocean is about to be blown into the west coast

Mrs. JFBW has gone into complete WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!! mode. She was going to get sandbags with the older boy, and try to dig up a battery powered radio, and make sure we have food that doesn’t need cooking.

Mrs. FBW: “What if the power goes out? How will we cook?”

BFBW: “Use the gas stove.”

Mrs. FBW: “What if the gas goes off?”

BFBW: “Use the propane stove.”

Mrs. FBW: “What will you use for propane?”

BFBW: “All those propane cylinders we’ve never used.”

Mrs. FBW: “Where will you put the propane stove?”

BFBW: “On top of the gas stove.”