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Birth Control Works11/04/2012 9:43:08 am PST

re: #504 Killgore Trout

Yeah, that’s why I’m not rushing out to buy a gun and a pitbull although I did catch myself googling the residential legality of razor wire the other night. I’ll do the common sense stuff like alarm system, flood lights and locking my doors at night first and save the more creative solutions for later when I’ve calmed down more.

Well, there are good reasons to adopt a rescue Pitt Bull. Mostly because you’ll have a great friend, but you could use the break-in to rationalize it to a manly decision.