re: #482 Semper Fi

Attendant brought the pilot who saw the pile and asked them to pickup.

Pilot could have fixed that shit real quick by yelling,
I HAVEN’T SLEPT MORE THAN THREE HOURS IN THE PAST 5 DAYS AND I SWEAR ON MY MOTHER’S GRAVE THAT I WILL PUT THIS PLANE SO DEEP IN THE GROUND THEY WON’T BE ABLE TO DIG US OUT BEFORE WE’RE FOSSILS unless you clean that mess up and secure those little shits.

Last time I flew was 1990-something. Even then, I was convinced that every passenger should be issued a parachute and instructed that whether they disembark the aircraft at their destination or before it is entirely dependent upon their behavior. For emphasis, there would intentionally be fewer parachutes than passengers.