re: #505 buzzsawmonkey

re: #488 doppelganglander

Under Obamacare, you will be able to keep the leeches you had before. In fact, it will be necessary that you do so, because mixing up the leeches would entail serious problems given the attendant risk of spreading HIV. Everyone will have their own special jar of leeches at the National Government Leech Depository.

But what if I want to keep mine at home as a pet? I thought I’d name him Larry. Big Government is infringing on my leech privacy!