re: #510 FormerDirtDart

I can’t imagine what they’d ask me.

“Why have you been out of the USA since 2001?”
“Why do have a residency visa for China?”
“Why do you have a permanent residency visa for the Czech Republic?”
“Why do you have a work/residency visa for Vietnam?”
“Why do you have entry visas for Turkey, Uganda and Kenya?”

Shit, they’d probably throw my ass right in to Guantanamo Bay!