Duellists may wear boxers, briefs or loincloths. Weapons will be gym socks of feces at 10 paces.

I challenged @realDonaldTrump to a one-on-one debate. Tell him to accept: https://t.co/wUZHtRpaj4 #DuckingDonald pic.twitter.com/xjCvjS7yyx

— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) January 27, 2016