re: #26 zombie

You people voluntarily watched TV in order to purposely view and hear Obama?

Surely, you must all be mad.

I have not heard his voice since October. And if I even momentarily glimpse his visage, I always immediately turn away.

And I’m a much happier person for it.

Tell it, zombie.

I try to pretend he doesn’t exist. It’s the only way I can stay sane. I’m surprised I’m not drinking more. I’m sure that will come soon.

When I see some stupid celebrity rag at WalMart with his glossy picture on the cover like some freaking movie star, with some dumbass puff piece inside, I have a habit of turning the mag upside down and backwards on the rack.