re: #495 austin_blue

Yes, but it’s a start. And he signed a corrective bill today with several fixes for the better. I understand that if Obama walked across the Potomac River you’d post “Obama can’t swim!!”, but really, this is the start of a process that will will make health care more affordable and American industries more competitive on the world stage. It’s about damn time.

I hear President Obama was golfing last week and he had 150 yards to the green over a water hole. He pulls out an 8 iron, and his golfing partner says, “That’s 150 yards…you can’t hit the green with an 8 iron!”

President Obama said, “If Tiger Woods can do it, so can I. Yes I can.”
So he lines up, hits the ball perfectly, and it lands in the middle of the pond. So, being perfect and all, he walks out on the water looking for his ball…

While he’s looking the next group of golfers walk up and say, “Who is that?”

“President Obama” replies one of the Secret Service Agents. “Who does he think he is, Jesus Christ?”

“No,” says the SS Agent…he thinks he’s Tiger Woods.

(apologies to those who still tell the joke with Jesus as the golfer)