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saberry05303/30/2009 5:46:55 am PDT

It was the first day of a school in the USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade. The teacher said “Let’s begin by reviewing some American History. Who said “Give me Liberty, or give me Death?’ She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up: “Patrick Henry, 1775” he said. “Very Good!” Who said “Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth”? Again, no response, except from Chandrasekhar. “Abraham Lincoln, 1863” said Chandrasekhar. The teacher snapped at the class, “Class, you should be asha med. Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do”! !

She heard a loud whisper. “F—- the Indians”

Who said that” she demanded. Chandrasekhar put his hand up

General Custer, 1862

At that point, a student in the back said “I’m gonna puke”

The teacher glares around and asks “All right! Now, who said that?”

Again chandrasekhar says……George Bush to Japanese Prime Minister, 1991

Now furious, another student yells………..”oh yeah? Suck THIS!”

Chadrasekhar jumps out of his char waving his hand and shouts to the teacher……….Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997

Now with almost mob hysteria someone said “You little shit, If you say anything else, I’ll kill you!

Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, Michael Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him 2004

The teacher fainted

And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said , “Oh shit, we’re screwed!”

And Candrasekhar said quietly, “I think it was the American people, November 4th, 2008!