I’ve assumed a new identity over at YouTube: Captain Ahab.

Why?

Because there’s apparently some kind of coordinated effort among moonbats to leave ridiculous Moby comments on any video threads where conservatives are dominating. So the Moby’s will come on and say stuff like, “Them there Code Pink Wicthes is pissing me off! If I see one I’m gonna get me my assault rifle and show them some Shokc and Aw!”

Interspersed amongst these are slightly more clever Moby comments, some of which have a slim possibility of being real. These comments, if real, are simply left by jerks — or “dicks” if you will.

So for the last week every day I have to hoist my deletion-harpoon and go out nabbing these countless “Moby/dick” comments on each of my threads.