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Saturday Morning Open

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JamesTKirk8/29/2009 2:08:56 pm PDT

re: MandyManners…

You have a cute and furry ass?
In bed.

I thought it was an acid flashback.
In bed.

I never sausage buttons!
In bed.

Smaller and blue.
In bed.

I ain’t touching that one.
In bed.

TAKE RON PAUL WITH YOU!
In bed.

*squeals with laughter*
In bed.

Naw. I came up with that one onmy own.
In bed.

Where’s Hermy when you need him?
In bed.

How big is the farmer?
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Haven’t you seen that nose of his?
In bed.

Must. not. mention. the. corn-cob. pipe.
In bed.

Their’s are of the two-legged kind.
In bed.

She’d be tried as an adult here.
In bed.

“A BEAR ATE MY HOMEWORK!”
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Urine deep.
In bed.

I planned a day of doing nothing but sitting on my butt. So far, I’ve done just that.
In bed.

Kiss her on the cheek and call her by the wrong name.
In bed.

I hate to sound callous but, you might’ve dodged a bullet.
In bed.

I’d say you’ve had enough.
In bed.

Let’s give him to Mongo.
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You use your tongue prettier than a twenty-dollar whore.
In bed.

Gonna’ have someone for dinner?
In bed.

Why is your font so small?
In bed.

He actually called it his ‘font’?
In bed.

In Terminator, today is Judgment Day.
In bed.

I’ve never seen a bunch of guys bragging about whose is smaller.
In bed.

I can see the flames.
In bed.

I don’t think I could live there.
In bed.