Seven Outlandish Things The Heritage Foundation’s Remaining Employees Believe

* Children of undocumented immigrants should be allowed to starve
* Gay people and sexually active unmarried women should be banned from teaching
* The Voting Rights Act is a “racial entitlement.”
* Todd Akin can save America from an “economic abyss.”
* Poor people aren’t really poor if they own refrigerators
* Accused terrorists shouldn’t have legal representation and their lawyers should be punished
* A J.J. Abrams TV show should guide America’s defense policy