Quran Burning Pastor Learned Everything He Knows About Muslims from YouTube

Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel9/08/2010 3:18:20 pm PDT

Just added to Pages:
Koran Burner: Creepier Than You Think.
Florida church’s student “rulebook” worthy of pastor’s bonfire

This is the rulebook for students at the cult’s ministerial school. It is riddled with grammatical and spelling errors and is plainly the product of a deranged control freak. Among the lowlights:

-Students are weighed once a week to make sure they meet physical standards.
-Eating in restaurants, contact with the opposite sex, and most contact with family members are forbidden.
-“Backtalk” is forbidden, and “instant repentance or apology” is expected when confronted about a “bad attitude.”
“If for any reason, the student do not want to right the issue, the student is suppose to ask for an appointment.”
-“in order to become a FFM students are required to absolve 3 years of the DWOC academy.” whatever the hell that means. In fact, “FFM” stands for either “Fife Fold Minister” (as rendered in the guide) or (more likely) “Five Fold Minister.”

My favorite section is the last one, entitled “clothe and sanity” presumably meaning “clothes and sanitation” since it involves rules for bathing, grooming, and cleanliness.