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Killgore Trout3/11/2009 10:26:12 pm PDT

The Europeans (especially the Dutch and Germans) have some slightly different sensibilities on racism…..
Tender, Juicy Obama Fingers Hit the Shelves

A German frozen food company hopes to raise sales with a new product: Obama fingers. The tender, fried chicken bits come with a tasty curry sauce. The company says it was unaware of the possible racist overtones of the product.