There’s a broken water main under the street right in front of my shop. OK, it’s actually next door. Took 20 minutes for someone from the city to show up. I’m pretty sure it’s making a big sinkhole under the pavement. When I saw the pavement go up and down when someone ran over it, I put cones across the road.

Then I was tempted to take them away so I could see a car fall in. I think I’m part Libertarian. (I didn’t do it though.)