I achieved Life rank in the Scouts and was kicked out because I declared myself an agnostic to my troop. My Scoutmaster asked me in front of everybody “Do you believe in God, do you believe in our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?” I said “I don’t know.” “If you don’t answer in the affirmative, you don’t belong in the Scouts.” I won’t ever forget it. It was embarrassing. I was 13. I’m an atheist now.

So yeah, with all due respect to former Scouts here at LGF, fuck the Boy Scouts. And fuck Fuckface Von Clownstick.