Press release from Fox.

Dear real Americans,

The progressive left has once again used their domination of the media to unfairly smear our fair and balanced reporting of today’s most crucial issues.
We here at Fox, know what real American values are. We understand that the average American is rightly enraged at the advances of international communism in this nation and the fact that our battle is so hard fought. We have true faith though that this great Christian nation will push past these dark times and revitalize the clean, unstained America that our forefathers meant for us when they founded this great Christian Nation.

We will bring you the truth of how great and good Christian men like Washington, Adams, Jefferson and Reagan fought to keep our nation safe from all pollution - be it the perverse ideas of foreigners or the domestic enemies that are so much more dangerous.

We understand that the progressives are winning this fight. They have put one of their own in the White House. The great founders might weep that an atheist communist Muslim foreigner is in their vaunted house of freedom, but we can not editorialize on that. We only report the facts and leave it to you, the viewer to decide if you still want America as it should be.

We know that we are in a difficult battle against many forces. The liberal elite is called elite for a reason. They control the airwaves and they control the academic institutions of this nation. They control the scientists and they use the greatest hoax in human history, so called, Global Warming, to scare the good people of America into accepting yet more freedoms taken from them as they march our great nation towards a one world socialist state where Jesus will be outlawed and good clean Americans will be herded into slave camps. But we can not editorialize on that either. We only report the facts in a fair and balanced way and let you, the loyal American viewer decide. We promise to never pollute your airwaves with filthy progressive propaganda.

Therefore we have taken as a model the information distribution of other great freedom fighters in the past who understood the dangers of world communism and the threat of polluting liberal agents in one’s own homeland.

Fox proudly announces that we are the:

Volksministerium fr das Wohl des Volkes”

Which means in God’s tongue, English,

The people’s ministry for the good of the people.

We are Fox “Volksministerium fr das Wohl des Volkes” News!