re: #461 Max Darkside

My leg is just tingling with Hope-n-Change anticipation of tomorrow. I can’t wait for my white unicorn pony to show up! He is sending it, right?

wow, i’ve been waiting for weeks.
i got a stall built, bails of hay, organic unicorn feed. i really want my unicorn.
i’m so sure it will arrive. i was hoping for christmas. but now i’m sure once he is sworn in, he will send it.
he will send my unicorn, oh yes, oh yes he can.

(white w/ pink mane and tail, please.)