re: #554 Slumbering Behemoth

Ha!

Heh. You haven’t seen my ballad to the Screen Berets?

Fighting bloggers from the sky
fearless men who watch Glenn Beck cry
Men who type what they don’t dare say—
the brave men of the Screen Beret.

Cheeto dust upon their chest
these are wingnuts — America’s best!
one hundred wingnuts will blog today
but only three win the Screen Beret.

Trained to live off Mountain Dew
Trained in ‘combat’ on their PS2
Wingnuts who seethe by night and day
courage take from the Screen Beret.

—Jimmah-Ice productions. The Ballad of The Screen Berets, dedicated to the Chairbourne Rangers and Fighting 101st Keyboard Kommandos everywhere.