re: #555 Killgore Trout
Buy a pair of clippers for about $25 and do it yourself. They will last for years.
For the past year or so, I have been getting my hair cut at 5/8 all the way around. I was paying a barber $18 every time to give me a haircut that requires no skill, training or expertise.
Buying clippers was a great idea. It paid for itself, and then some, after only two uses.