re: #41 CuriousLurker

Indeed. After this lawsuit, I’m waiting to see how long it’ll take the wingnuts to drop their “Je Suis Charlie” solidarity and return to calling the French a bunch of cheese-eating surrender monkeys.

In one of my vampire stories a redneck called my main character a “Fucking cheese eater.” Georges found it amusing as he hadn’t eaten any cheese in over two centuries. In my world vampires can’t eat any human food. It sits in their stomachs until it rots.

Then the redneck and his buddies tried to rape his lady friend, who he had turned a few months previously.

It didn’t end well for them.