re: #58 Belafon

When we did buy mayo when I was a kid, it was often used for making cakes.

My mom put Miracle Whip into deviled eggs. She called them “angeled eggs” (because in our Christian household, deviled anything was, well, of the devil), and I didn’t know there was anything unusual about them until I moved to Minnesota and Mrs. Fish’s mom served deviled eggs made with mayo. After she learned about the Miracle Whip eggs, she has served me eggs made with both mayo and Miracle Whip, and… I love you, mother-in-law, but that unholy abomination should never have been born on this earth. Just pick one.