Trump mentions 30,000 people die in car accidents this year…

General Motors stock plunges, stores sold out of bicycles, and people suddenly selling horses on eBay at huge markups.

Oh. Wait. No. That didn’t happen BECAUSE IT’S TOTALLY DIFFERENT, YOU FUCKING CHUD https://t.co/75UHNquGJ7

— Stonekettle (@Stonekettle) March 23, 2020