Seriously, I am gonna have to scrub, sanitize, and decontaminate shower heads (and all associated cleaning materials) tomorrow, haz-mat style, because there are “deadly bacteria” hiding in all shower heads that cause lung cancer, which is why people who don’t smoke get lung cancer. At least, that’s what my visiting relative says anyway.

Where the hell do people come up with this nonsense. I don’t like this silly crap, and I like it even less when it turns into some bullshit “make work” jobs I have to do. FUCK!