One of the reasons I heartily endorse creationism: It’s a hell of a lot quicker than that slowpoke evolution. Seven days, and BAM!, You’ve got a world created, seas filled, land formed, animals bred and Man developed….with a day of rest to boot.

That evolution junk takes too damn long. The more time I have to think about other things, the better. Evolution is just too sloth-like and clumsy for the modern, multi-tasking, microsecond, megabyte world.