re: #48 goddamnedfrank

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This is another one of those things he shouldn’t be talking about. I mean, I get what he’s trying to do here. But he can’t dodge the many years old allegation that he pooped himself on the 7th Floor of his dorm, a story that is apparently interred as part of the institutional lore of school, by trying to tie it to another less interesting or established rumor of even worse deviant behavior. After all, the kind of guy who would poop himself like that probably would do creepy sex stuff with a non-human animal. Because the thing is, after outing an alleged victim of a sexual assault and blatantly lying about her having “cried rape” in the past, pretty much all bets are off at this point as to where he actually does draw the line.

You know, it’s funny, because Deadspin didn’t mention the bestiality thing in their article. Because they were practicing responsible journalism.

Ironic, eh?