It’s the secret that could ruin Hillary Clinton’s prospective bid for The White House.

President Bill Clinton once came clean that he was NOT in fact the biological father of the political pair’s only child, Chelsea Clinton. Even more shocking, he allegedly said the real father is the former mayor of Little Rock, Ark., Webster Hubbell, who’s also Hillary’s one-time law partner, claims former Clinton aide Larry Nichols.

Pretty sure Chuck saw this insane bullshit and figured if he could just find a way to prove it he’d be super famous. This explains his past seven months of bluffing and bravado as well. He’s already swallowed Gilbert’s crazy FMD theory hook line and sinker, so the conspiracy mindset is established.

Even if he doesn’t ever get close enough to Chelsea to get a DNA sample, he’ll just lie and claim he did and that she’s not Bill’s kid. In his mind he doesn’t have to prove anything, he just makes the raw assertion, baffles his idiot followers with bullshit and they’ll regurgitate it as gospel.