“Today, we are pleased to announce the biggest advancement in iPhone. No, really. Literally the biggest. Because it’s bigger. GET IT?”

— Dan Ryan (@iamdanryan) September 9, 2014

iPhone 6 plus, for when you wanna spend even more money you can’t afford for just that extra touch of douchebag.

— The Fucking Cat (@TheFuckingCat) September 9, 2014