re: #59 Killgore Trout

BTW, that reminds me of a story. A few years ago someone was trying to get me to import a small but illegal amount of ivory (used on violin bows). I repeatedly told him no but I would deliver the rest of his legal bows for no fee, just out of the goodness of my heart. When I got to the airport I checked the case and noticed he put the illegal ivory in there and thought I wouldn’t notice. I didn’t give it a second thought and promptly handed the bows of to customs and told them what happened. He hasn’t asked me to carry anything for him since.