In other encouraging news, my home processing of raw tobacco has been a success. Sliced into the first carrotte of my tobacco, and it came out sweet, strong, and wholesome, to the extent tobacco can be wholesome.

A lotta work, but the results are satisfactory, and, thanks to my scrupulous note-taking and careful measurements, I am confident I can replicate the process. So, when the time comes, I can supply ‘baccy and booze to my neighbors and associates, making me a post-apocalyptic pillar of the community.

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