re: #63 sattv4u2

Me
“Son, what are you doing?”
Son
“I’m vacuuming out my car”
Me
“You have the radio and fan on. You should turn on the engine so you don’t run down the battery”
Son
“I won’t be that long”

Fast forward two hours while I was taking my nap

Son
“Dad,, where are the jumper cables?”

I think I heard this story on Car Talk today. Teenagers are, politely, morons.