A resident on the 42nd floor said there were no orders to evacuate but he received a text message from Mr. Trump’s lawyer, Michael D. Cohen: “You better get out ASAP.” https://t.co/r8Swd9yiF0

— Dan Zak (@MrDanZak) April 8, 2018

Michael Cohen doubles as both a bank *and* a fire alarm. Is there anything that guy can’t do? https://t.co/KjTn19MT8u

— Stable Frank (@fvdlfvdl) April 8, 2018