re: #42 avanti

Heh. When I was working at a pizza joint I had a customer call in and ask how many inches each size was. When I told him, he complained that some other joint had more inches per size than we did. “So order a pie from them” I say.

No, he said that I should get all the different pizza companies to agree to a standard, uniform size.

Yeah, what makes you think I’ve got that kind of pull in the pizza industry when I am here answering calls from idiots like you.