re: #626 UFO TOFU

Bleh, the dwarf goat got out, search and rescue time. Later.

Funny story, The turnwife and I had a La Manchan goat we raised. Thelma was cutest darn thing, used to sleep in the basement with my three Great Danes. Ate pot too, but that’s another story. At any rate when we got married we had our three week honeymoon in Hawaii and decided to find someone to take the goat off our hands. Over dinner at my fathers one night my uncled said he knew someone who would take the goat. We dropped Thelma off at a his friends small ranch of outside town the next day. I didn’t run back into my uncle for another six months or so and when I did it was over dinner again at my dads. We were sitting around the table chatting after dinner and I asked my uncle how Thelma was doing. He happened to have a tooth pick in his mouth at the time and he just looked at me with a funny smile and kept picking his teeth. That’s right they friggin ate Thelma. ha