Doctor walks into an exam room to give a patient the results of his CT scan after a bladder biopsy….
He says, “Sir, I have some very good and very bad news”
Patient: “Doctor, give me the bad news first”
Doctor: “Sir, you have aggressive, metastatic bladder cancer, there is cancer in your liver and lungs. I fear you have less than a year to live”
Patient: “Oh my God, that is terrible… wait, what is the good news?”
Doctor: “You know Sally, the young blonde who took your credit card and insurance information at the front desk? She told me that she likes me!”