re: #664 smokefire

…………..it would be more like a miracle if it was
A priest, a rabbi, and a Muslim cleric walked into anywhere

A priest, Rabbi and fiery preacher go fishing..They are in a boat in the middle of the lake when somebody says..We forgot the bait! The priest says no problem, gets out of the boat and walks across the water and gets the bait.. The preacher is freaking out.. The Rabbi goes..we forgot the hooks and gets out of the boat and walks on water to the shore and gets the hooks..
Well the preacher just is floored and can’t take it any more..These guys can’t be holier than me! So he jumps out of boat and sinks under the water and the priest and Rabbi pull him back into the boat.. But the preacher jumps right back into the lake calling upon his best faith..Still he goes under..Finally as they pulled him back into the boat the Rabbi says to the priest..’ So we should tell him about the rocks before he drowns himself?’