A bit of Monday morning humor for those of you who are single and didn’t score over the weekend:

Lame-ass pick up lines:

“So, you’re a girl huh?”
“Good day for weather”
“Did it hurt when you fell out of Heaven?”
“Do you come here often?”
“That shirt is very becoming on you. Although if I were on you I’d be coming too”.
“Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn’t 3.5 inches and it ain’t floppy”.
“There’s this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn’t go by myself…..”

Add yours here.