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Onion: All Hail Octavia

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austin_blue8/04/2009 7:51:18 pm PDT

re: #59 FurryOldGuyJeans

To surrender in New York, not invade. But they captured the Q-Bomb, and so “conquered” the US.

Right. They kept waiting to be “captured” so that they could receive aid as a defeated country, but everyone in NYC ignored them (in plate armor and carrying halberds, again!!). They wandered up to Columbia and captured Doctor Kokintz (who had a lovely daughter, hubba hubba!).