What in the hell is he trying to say…I don’t even???

I suspect that a lot of these women want to join the military because they get gina tingles from Islam, but don’t want to pay their own airfare and lodging to go to a Muslim land.

Joining the military is the perfect way for them to immerse themselves in an environment of tingly Islam, with no out-of-pocket costs to them.

It makes sense. Join the military, and the taxpayer pays for you to be delivered to where you get gina tingles.

Huh? Why? Wha? I am effing lost on this one, really. :(