Can I nominate a nontroversy of the day?

tauntongazette.com

It seems pretty ludicrous on its face but then you get the rebuttal from the school superintendent:
boston.com

and it goes into typical non-issue being blown up into big issue category.

Here’s some reaction to the non-story:
examiner.com

standfirminfaith.com

Malkin et al. have weighed in but I won’t be linking to any of that crap.