re: #56 Joe Bacon 🌹

re: #54 Colère Tueur de Lapin

Is that at all shopped? Damn, he’s fatter than six months ago.

As the caption says…He killed his Living Girdle!

A peek over at Balloon Juice reminded me of something Adam Silverman has noted: Trump reportedly has to wear a bulletproof vest when he goes out in public, which adds extra volume to his already-bulky carcass: presumably he doffs it for golf (or omelette-bar) outings. Though if The Orange Anus actually does weigh “243 pounds”, I’ll eat that vest - with bacon….*

* OK, I’ll admit to being a bit overweight, no argument; but “243” is less than what I weigh, and Donald Trump is a taller and bulkier guy than I am by a long shot. Just another outrage of the Trump Era: his health reports are blatantly fictitious, and no one seems to call him out on it or even seem to care. And this from the assholes who insisted that every sneeze from Hillary Clinton was a sign she was at Death’s door….