re: #703 Dustyvet

I do too…:)

A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part
of the peace keeping mission. During a briefing on land mines,
the captain asked for questions.

Our intrepid solder raised his hand and asked, “If we do happen
to step on a mine, Sir, what do we do?”

“Normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet in the air
and scatter oneself over a wide area.”