re: #725 Slumbering Behemoth

New anti-piracy measures implemented by Apple. If you’re found with any pirated Apple software, or caught disseminating pirated software on any of their networks, they track you down and use a circus cannon to fire man-eating lions at you.

How about we just use the circus cannon to fire mindless partisans at people. Jim Demint or Pete Stark are so hard-headed they’d make ideal projectiles.