So, I’m at that part of When Time Ran Out… where Paul Newman’s character is walking across a rickety wooden bridge, trying to leave terrified survivors to safety, and this bridge is about ten feet or so above a fucking huge flowing river of lava.

The radiant heat alone would likely cause our hero - not to mention the terrified survivors - to combust. Don’t even get me started on the fact that the rickety wooden bridge should be on fire by now.

LOL