re: #753 SteveC

Classic Cops moments: Two man squad car rolling up to assist on a drug stop. Officer begins to chant “Herrre doper, doper doper!”

“If you’re pursuing someone in the 1200 block of Filmont, radio your position and the description of the suspect’s car every few moments. There’s an old man down there with a scanner, if he hears you coming he’ll run outside and throw stuff at the suspect!”

Best Cops moment I ever saw:

Officer: Do you know how I knew you were smoking pot tonight before you told me?

Pothead: No.

Officer leans forward, slowly, so as not to scare the pothead, and takes a joint from behind his ear.