re: #6 JasonA

Co-worker: “Is it true what they’re saying about what Trump wants to do in his first 100 days?”

Me: “Wait, you’re just finding this out now??

Her: “I don’t like politics. It makes me uncomfortable.”

Me: “Not as uncomfortable as you’re about to be.”

Actually happened.

Well, Trump did promise for months that it would be just like Brexit. Apparently people didn’t realize that meant he was making a shitload of promises he was never going to keep to people who either thought he was being totally sincere or told themselves he was never going to win. Guess what, it’s the morning after and hangovers are a bitch. This one’s gonna last 4 long years.