re: #71 NelsFree

Okay, Pat Buchanan needs to stop his public speaking engagements. Unfortunately, he does not choose to stop. H’m, with what can we entice him to stay home?
1. Upgrade dial-up to Cable modem
2. Arrange trophy wife swap
3. Give hime a Chevy Volt ( with current range, he can’t really go anywhere)
4. Deliver books on gardening to his doorstep
5. Leave a kitten in a basket on his doorstep, with a note saying, “nobody else loves me, either”
Additions?

To engage in an Irish stereotype, keep him oversupplied with an excess of cask-aged single malt whiskey.